June 2012
FUCKING BIRD yelling out of my window at it is not helping at all omg the neighbors are going to call the cops on me
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that fucking bird is STILL making all that noise outside my window
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have you guys figured out how fucked up my sense of humor is yet?
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Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
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me instead of actually going pee: gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee
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mechastreisand: the year is 2017 children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters
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Every night. Every goddamn night this little motherfucking bird sits in the tree outside my window making his retarded bird sounds. For 4 hours. I’m going to kill it. I’m going to fucking kill this fucking bird.
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